DarkSt0rm

How YOU can add chaos into your cybersecurity program

Chaos has it’s place, and that place is in your cybersecurity program. Chaos makes your program stronger, like an inoculation against improbability. So do these things to add chaos into your cybersecurity program:

  • Your c-suite isn’t paying attention, so put whatever you want in your policies and procedures. Do you have a zombie defense plan? If not, now’s the time.
  • Change is the best way to combat complacency. Enforce password changes by changing the required password length every few weeks.
  • Introduce randomness in your crypto implementation by basing it on CEO policies.
  • Always push to prod on Friday afternoon
  • Remember that critical software runs fastest when dependencies are linked to your home directory
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Darkstorm – its a whole New World

We are finally here! These people better pay UP! All the way from one coast to another! No worries now, there is a gun for hire center nearby 😉 No way they can find us just have to wait for Professor Chaos to finsih playing with his floaties and we’re golden. These are the BEST hotels though. Most of them have been in articles and keep the rifraff away, lots of privacy, even here.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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Darkstorm having a little trouble in Motown

So we had this AMAZING hideout in a music studio but of course. There was too many people and partying so I had to relocate to my favorite backup spot. Only two good things about this place, it’s cheap, and it’s on the water. CHeck that picture out too…hoping that deters some of the nosier people…

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm figured out what a Cheesehead is. Joy.

OMG this place…this place has…issues. There’s someone driving around in a car with a ton of rubber duckies glued to it. Frickin Cheeseheads are even here. Nicole has been quiet. Too quiet if you ask me. I am 1000% sure she’s up to something, tied up or not. Dedshot stopped answering his phone, and PK is on some crazy tear about cheese, I couldnt get him to stop yelling about it.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm this is what the middle of nowhere feels like.

Well you know you’re in the booneys when the only attraction is a podunk museum with a twoheaded calf…this one is a fiesty on though. She’s put the hurt on a couple of us already and keeps figuring out how to ditch restraints. I should not have loaned DigitalDipshit my tranq gun…

At elast no one will find us here…hell people here cant even find fun things to do either. I found mountains. Lots and lots of mountains.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm: Wolf hunting finished…enter some Secret Service BS

So yeah, I was about to “take care things” and all of a sudden I have some frickin superhero secret service-type to baby sit.

Well, at least the coffee is good, there’s still a few cheap hotels here (my favorite), and the local entertainment is something called a “Ghost Tour”

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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