Kaos Project

Okay sooooo…stop #3 OH MY GOD ITS SO HUMID IT FEELS LIKE 105F HERE!!!!

Leslie is getting hungry and it looks like Professor Chaos and Bryson are doing some stupid cooking show. Well, as least its easy to eat out here. No one will spot us in these crowds, I think people here eat out more times a week than in any other city in America.

No one will ever find us here…the place is apparently permanently closed! HAHA SUCKAS GOOD LUCK GOOGLING THAT.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

The amazing deals we’re getting on these hotels just doesnt stop! I love it! And its not even remotely hot here (at least not like Houston hot!) But man, everyone is all kinds of crazy about seeing some bat swarms here in the morning. Screw that.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

LOL

So we got Leslie. It was pretty fun, who knew how useful a friendly rodent could be?

But the bad part. San Fransisco…UGH.

Did you see how easy it was to trick her? Hehe no one was dumb enough to get into a fight with her 😉 a tranq dart did the job just fine 😉

Fortunately we managed to find the amazingly price effeicient accomodations for the beginnig fo the trip.

The bad part, they didnt even make the bed.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

Your friends are safe, but far from comfortable. If you wish you rescue them, you must pay the ransom (add link) immediately. Otherwise, behold the discomfort they shall endure!  

• Baby Shark has been playing on the loudspeakers for the past hour! 
• The light bulb buzzes in an annoying manner!  
• The television only shows the same rerun of Scott’s Tots! 
• We offer six different types of donuts… but no plain glazed!  
• The room is slightly chilly, and the only sweaters we provide are itchy!  

You may call us monsters, and perhaps you’re right. The clock to save your friends from our chaotic horribleness is ticking.  

Image credit John Graham

The Agents of Kaos, as part of our never-ending mission to spread chaos and confusion wherever we go, have taken on our most daring plot yet. We will be kidnapping multiple beloved infosec twitter personalities and whisking them off to an undisclosed, highly secure, hidden, secret location. So secret, in fact, that even they won’t know where they are. We will hold them until the ransom is paid, which will be used to fund our chaotic work and future hooliganism, and if there’s anything leftover- buy a jet ski.

We will not harm your friends. They will be well-fed and safe. However, until they’re released you will not see them around your precious little twitter. It begins.

A is for Amazing, as in our skills 

G is for Giant, our giant brains 

E is for Elaboration 

N is for Nasty. We nasty 

T is for Telephones, one of our many weapons 

S is for Security that we overcome 

O is for Outstanding, which we are 

F is for Duck you, we do what we want 

K is for Kiss, as in kiss your quietness away 

A is for Attention Span, of which we have none