The Call Came in at Noon

Ms. Tiffany X didn’t know what to expect when her phone rang on that fateful day. For our enjoyment, an exact transcript is provided.  

(phone rings)  

Ms. X: hello?  

z0mbieP0rtSniff3r: Hello, am I speaking to Ms. X?  

Ms. X: this is she 

z0mbieP0rtSniff3r: Is your refrigerator running?  

Ms. X: It’s on, but not literally running. Who is this?  

z0mbieP0rtSniff3r: If it does, you’d better run after it!  


Sorry, Tiffany, but no one escapes the CHAOS.