The Pernicious Pizza Plot

On October 12, 2020, Mercy Grace Hospital in Los Angeles, California made a grave error. At 6:15pm, Agent of Kaos TheK@ngaroo entwred the hospital lobby in order to use the restroom. At which point he was (falsely, to be sure) informed that all restrooms were currently closed. Additionally, security attenpted to unconstitutionally confiscate the bags of cold medicine and antifreeze that he has with him for legitimate purposes. This is unacceptable.  

Later that night, Mercy Grace Hospital received 50 pepperoni pizzas from a local pizza chain, which shall remain nameless to protect the integrity of our op. It may have cost us $512.55 plus tip, but they learned a lesson they will not soon forget.