OMG this place…this place has…issues. There’s someone driving around in a car with a ton of rubber duckies glued to it. Frickin Cheeseheads are even here. Nicole has been quiet. Too quiet if you ask me. I am 1000% sure she’s up to something, tied up or not. Dedshot stopped answering his phone, and PK is on some crazy tear about cheese, I couldnt get him to stop yelling about it.

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