Well you know you’re in the booneys when the only attraction is a podunk museum with a twoheaded calf…this one is a fiesty on though. She’s put the hurt on a couple of us already and keeps figuring out how to ditch restraints. I should not have loaned DigitalDipshit my tranq gun…

At elast no one will find us here…hell people here cant even find fun things to do either. I found mountains. Lots and lots of mountains.

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