Kaos Project

Airfare fundraiser

You’ve done it. Your friends are free. Congratulations. We are nothing if not fair, and now your friends are free to go. But how will they get home?

Ah! It appears the Agents of Kaos have one last trick up our sleeves. Although they are free to go, they are not home yet. See what we did there? How very chaotic of us!

If you want your friends to get home safely and comfortably, perhaps you would be willing to contribute to their airfare fund. After all, home is where the heart is and their heart wants to get home.

For a mere $250, we can put your friends in Kennels and ship them home in the cargo section. It might or might not be legal, we’re not lawyers, but it’s certainly not very comfortable. They would get home, but perhaps we could do better than that.

With $500, we can upgrade their tickets to give them actual seats. The seats aren’t bad, they’re mostly cushioned and you can fit between the armrests if you fold your body just right. It would do.

But these individuals have made incredible contributions to the community, and we chaotically and humbly suggest that perhaps they should be upgraded to First Class. We found a coupon code online and can get them very nice seats for just $750. A true bargain.

For $1,000, they can ride in first class and have a drink of their choosing at the airport bar before takeoff. Whether apple juice or Rum, they could surely use a drink as well.

Every dollar raised over $1000 will go towards amenities did they can enjoy on the flight, such as those fancy neck pillows or headphones on the plane.

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Darkstorm – its a whole New World

We are finally here! These people better pay UP! All the way from one coast to another! No worries now, there is a gun for hire center nearby 😉 No way they can find us just have to wait for Professor Chaos to finsih playing with his floaties and we’re golden. These are the BEST hotels though. Most of them have been in articles and keep the rifraff away, lots of privacy, even here.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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Darkstorm having a little trouble in Motown

So we had this AMAZING hideout in a music studio but of course. There was too many people and partying so I had to relocate to my favorite backup spot. Only two good things about this place, it’s cheap, and it’s on the water. CHeck that picture out too…hoping that deters some of the nosier people…

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm figured out what a Cheesehead is. Joy.

OMG this place…this place has…issues. There’s someone driving around in a car with a ton of rubber duckies glued to it. Frickin Cheeseheads are even here. Nicole has been quiet. Too quiet if you ask me. I am 1000% sure she’s up to something, tied up or not. Dedshot stopped answering his phone, and PK is on some crazy tear about cheese, I couldnt get him to stop yelling about it.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm this is what the middle of nowhere feels like.

Well you know you’re in the booneys when the only attraction is a podunk museum with a twoheaded calf…this one is a fiesty on though. She’s put the hurt on a couple of us already and keeps figuring out how to ditch restraints. I should not have loaned DigitalDipshit my tranq gun…

At elast no one will find us here…hell people here cant even find fun things to do either. I found mountains. Lots and lots of mountains.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DarkSt0rm: Wolf hunting finished…enter some Secret Service BS

So yeah, I was about to “take care things” and all of a sudden I have some frickin superhero secret service-type to baby sit.

Well, at least the coffee is good, there’s still a few cheap hotels here (my favorite), and the local entertainment is something called a “Ghost Tour”

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DigitalDedSh0t: Finally done with this “Road Trip”

Hey guys, sheck out my craptastic crashing point. Finally gladd to be done witht he road trip.

Haxforpancakes was easy to trick. Would you believe one of her pets helped us????

It was a fun ride, but its obvious no one knew we were coming here, I sent them on a wild goose chace almost 4000 miles due west of here, at the Professor’s favorite island retreat. I am a bad bad bad man.

ummmm anyone else think the TP is sketchy?
Still cant find me eh?
Seedy hotels are so hard to find 😉

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If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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DigitalD3dSh0t: Gumbo and haunted things

336 miles later, we’re finally here! Only one more stop after this. I guess we can get some gumbo. Leslie has broken free THREE TIMES. We had to use the tranqs AGAIN.

Professor, we should be getting some overtime for this one, just saying. She freaking took down two of our muscle with a lamp post. She’s a bit miffed…I think maybe she figured out who helped us capture her.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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Countdown to what???

Its almost time....

A countdown timer nearly always mean something. What could it be? What could we possibly be counting down for?

Perhaps we have a surprise in store. Perhaps we have a gift. Perhaps we have a trick up our sleeves. There is only one way to find out.

 

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DigitalD3dSh0t: Can we please go back to Cactus gardens?

Okay sooooo…stop #3 OH MY GOD ITS SO HUMID IT FEELS LIKE 105F HERE!!!!

Leslie is getting hungry and it looks like Professor Chaos and Bryson are doing some stupid cooking show. Well, as least its easy to eat out here. No one will spot us in these crowds, I think people here eat out more times a week than in any other city in America.

No one will ever find us here…the place is apparently permanently closed! HAHA SUCKAS GOOD LUCK GOOGLING THAT.

If you think you know where I am, you should make sure not to do anything “rash” and just email your team name and your guess to info@safeescape.org, or you can DM us on Twitter at @AgentsKaos

If you want to help these poor sods, you should probably DONATE HERE

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